[It's the rooftop of the Goldenrod Department Store. There are the vending machines, some tables and chairs, and -]

[Wait.]

[Is France... inside that vending machine ( Read more... )

[The video opens in something highly reminiscent of a "home video" style, France's and Envy's faces wobbling a bit in the focus as France steadies his hold. They're taking advantage of the good weather to have a picnic at the beach; there's an open wicker basket and fancy spread in the camera's immediate background featuring angel hair pasta with ( Read more... )

[The broadcast starts with static. Stuttering, crackling static. This is legit static, guys. It's still a transmission of sorts, but nothing useful at all. It might even be irritating if you stare at it too long ( Read more... )